It seriously pisses me off when people think that they're being funny just because they're being random. Yeah, Thilo already ranted about this, shut up, I'm still awesome. Humour is not created by yelling out random words, making faces and generally being a dumbass. Hell, you aren't even being random, because it's all planned in the first place. Instead of trying to be spontaneous, how about you just spontaneously combust? What the hell kind of theory is spontaneous combustion? Does anyone really think that a human can just suddenly set on fire? It's a load of shit. Whoever pulled that theory out of their ass must have been trying to be random and just shouted it out. Dumbasses.

     MONKEY JEW RAPE DOG! If anyone laughed at that, please leave. Seriously. If anyone was actually dumb enough to laugh at just four words, please leave my site and never come back. Especially if you laughed at rape. You horrible, horrible person. You think that using force to make a girl have sex with you is funny? You disgust me. Leave. You're going to hell.

     One time someone told me I was random. I got pissed off so I hit her. Grandma hasn't been the same since. Randomness is just that unfunny. It would be more funny if the people were actually thinking of what they were saying before saying it, but then it wouldn't be random, it would be a joke. The difference being that jokes are actually funny. Unlike me. I'm not very funny. I mean, people are always telling me I'm funny, but if I were really funny, I would be yelling out random words and making faces and being as loud as possible.

     That last sentence made me think. Yelling out random words, making faces, being as loud as possible...