As none of you probably noticed, I was gone for awhile. Longer than usual. Usually you have to read my shit really often. Well not often really, just every week or so. And you don't really have to. I mean, it's not like I'm forcing you to read it or anything. Although, that would probably work.

For every person that doesn't read my site, Rabbi Rosenberg (Rosie for short) will bless one less thing. The result could be millions of Jewish deaths. Just think, you people are causing the holocaust all over again. Assholes.

Spread the word to your friends! Seriously. That way I get big numbers on my counter and it raises my self-esteem. That way I can be even more sure of how awesome I am and I can make you guys look even worse than I already do.

So, having started on the premise of telling about my absence, I have managed to write half an article about nothing. Good enough for me.

Later.